Lawak Petang Jumaat

SAJE untuk release tensen di petang Jumaat.. :)

Ah Beng went to take night courses so that he could geta promotion or a better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.

Ah Beng: "Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam".

Ah Seng: "Oh... Good luck ah".

Then Ah Beng started show off...

Ah Beng: "Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?"

Ah Seng: "Don't know".

Ah Beng: "He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this!"

Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again... Ah Beng: "Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?"

Ah Seng: "Wash your toilet one ah?"

Ah Beng: "No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this".

Ah Seng: .................. *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again... Ah Beng: "Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?"

Ah Seng: "Your gay partner?"

Ah Beng: "Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this".

Ah Seng: ........ *speechless + frustrated + irritated*

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...

Ah Seng: "Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?"

Ah Beng: "Errrr... No!"

Ah Seng: "He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!"

Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*

(Picture credit to Google)

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